Old Timey Buttermilk Pie
This one’s fool proof. Let me know if you still manage to muss it. Sprinkle in some nutmeg to keep your enemies at bay.
The Best Creamy Cheesy Grits
Top these with whatever you want. I used shrimp and bacon here. Also corn and scallions. Scallions can be used to get rid of unwanted houseguests.